Candy You Won’t Want To Eat

When gummy bears just don’t do it for you anymore…. Plump and ripe! “Blowing” Bubbles takes on a whole new meaning! This chocolate isn’t shy about its goods. Kiss my ass attitude? This blows… I don’t even know. Some addictions are rarer than others. When life gives you lemons. Wtf. I don’t think these would…

The Things We Lost In The Fire

A free verse poem dedicated to all of those who have faced the flames and battled through this pain… You are so very strong, and you will survive this. Word’s cannot express your loss, nor the things you’ve lost… but a time will come when this pain will heal…Together we can, and will re-build… Do…

The Very Honest Reasons Girls Have Swiped Left

You look like you’re two seconds away from puking. Your 1 picture has 5 guys in it so there’s no way of knowing who you are. You have better/longer hair that I do and I feel threatened. You’re really into soccer. You have the same name as one of my ex boyfriends. Your caption tells…

The 11 Best Places To Hangout In Keswick

*In no specific order* #1. YOUR GARAGE Here’s Why It’s Great: You don’t even have to leave the comfort of your home. All of your friends will come to you! All you need is to borrow Jeff’s table, ask Julie to bring some cups, and get Jordan to bring the pong balls from his garage party…

PMS, As Told By Rachel McAdams

You’re going about your day at work and you feel that first warning cramp… You’re watching a Budweiser puppy commercial on your lunch break and suddenly you can’t stop crying… You knew it. It’s here. And now you’re mad at everything and everyone. The cramps intensify and you just want to be at home in bed. On the…

An Open Letter To Anyone With A “Becky”

The release of Beyoncé’s Lemonade has us asking a 1,000,001 questions about some chick named Becky… but the only question I seem to REALLY care about, is the complex psychology behind the beehive’s (and the WORLD’s) hate for this “other” chick. But this isn’t just about “Becky” – this is about all the “other women”…

A Graduate’s Fears

I am terrified about graduating… the excitement part hasn’t yet seem to hit me. Instead of being thrilled that I have completed four years of University – I am scared of all the unknown change that is now coming my way… I have laid awake countless night thinking about each of the following fears endlessly…….

My *Very Real* Break Up With Kanye West

“We need to talk. I feel like we’re just not on the same page anymore.” “That’s exactly what I’m talking about. I care about us, and you only care about yourself. You always act like you’re so much better than me and it’s starting to really piss me off.” “So, what? We’re done? I just…

Here’s What I Learned From Not Drinking For A Month

For the month of February I decided to take on a new challenge… to stop drinking with the Canadian Cancer Society’s newest fundraising mission: DRY FEB. While not enjoying a glass of wine on Valentine’s Day, and not being able to have a beer at an NHL game on reading week was difficult… now 24…