Live American Election Play By Play


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All coverage based on CNN LIVE UPDATES.

6:00PM

Trump wins Kentucky and Indiana.

[“Wait what, this guy has a chance?”]
[“People are voting for him? I’m confused.”]

6:30PM

Clinton wins Vermont.
[“Okay, I can take a little breather”.]

7:00PM

Trump wins West Virgina
[*my anxiety skyrockets and I grab my own pussy in disgust*]

7:30PM

Trump is ahead as the Florida votes file in.
… 49.7% vs. 47.4%
[“IM GOING TO THROW UP”]

Standing by on North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Georgia, and New Hampshire.

CCN: 1% of the Georgia vote is showing 71.8% Trump and 26.7% Clinton.
[“IS THIS FOREAL?”]

CNN: U.S Vote so far.
– 52.2% Trump and 44.4% Clinton.

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7:44PM

CNN reports Trump has a 118,422 vote lead over Hilary in Florida so far.
[*Starts to think I should eat something so that I don’t pass right out*]

7:48PM

CNN back from commercial break, FLORIDA UPDATE…

– Clinton 49.2% and Trump 47.9%
[*ALMOST DROPS PHONE AND YELLS YAAAAAS*]
Waiting on Ohio and North Carolina

7:52PM

CNN: North Carolina so far.
[“SO CLOSE HOLY F”]
– 49.0% Trump and 48.7% Clinton.

7:53PM

CNN: Clinton takes the lead in North Carolina.

7:55PM

CNN: “HILLARY HAS TAKEN THE LEAD IN FLORIDA AND NORTH CAROLINA”

[“That’s my girl,” in a Fifth Harmony voice]
[But wait…. 49.8% to 47.4% in Florida is still tight.]

7:57PM

Ohio
Clinton 53.4%
Trump 42.9%

“Republicans wont win the White House without winning Ohio” – CNN

“Next polls close in 11 seconds”
[AHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

8PM

CNN PROJECTION

– Illinois… HILLARY
– New Jersey… HILLARY
– Massachusetts… HILLARY
– Maryland… HILLARY
– Rhode Island… HILLARY
– Delaware… HILLARY
– District of Columbia… HILLARY

[*Feels on top of the world… starts singing “WHO RUN THE WORLD”]

– Oklahoma… TRUMP
– Tennessee… TRUMP
– Mississippi… TRUMP

[*Ok, whatever.]

FLORIDA…. too early to call
NEW HAMPSHIRE… too early to call
ALABAMA… too early to call
MAIN… too early to call

MISSOURI … too early to call

[*Crossing fingers.]

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KEY RACE ALERT – 8:05PM

80,000-vote lead by Hillary in Florida.
153,000 lead by Hillary in Ohio.

[My adrenaline is giving me the biggest headache now]

8:10PM

North Carolina – 51.9% to 45.7% in favour of Clinton.

[Realized I forgot about the food and I had to ask my mom to get a plate for me instead… I continue to sip on my wine]

8:13PM

FLORIDA is now 48.6% CLINTON to 48.4% TRUMP

[Curses extensively while freaking the f out… and while I finish my entire glass of wine]

“11,000 VOTES…. WHAT THE FCKIN FCK”

8:14PM

FLORIDA UPDATE – 48.5% TRUMP, 48.5% CLINTON

[740 VOTE DIFFERENCE WITH TRUMP NOW AHEAD – HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE?!!!?!?!?]

8:15PM

[Hillary is now up again…. “THIS IS A ROLLER COASTER I DON’T WANT TO BE ON”]

8:22PM

FLORIDA – 88% OF THE VOTE IS IN.
Trump ahead by 8,071 votes.

[I feel legitimately nauseous and am considering pulling trig]

[Ok… im gonna take two seconds to eat something and breathe.]

NEVER MIND – THERES A KEY RACE ALERT

8:28PM

Trump is 63,297 Votes ahead – Florida.
Clinton 99,661 Votes ahead – Ohio

8:30PM

South Carolina & Alabama both won by TRUMP.

[I need a Xanax desperately]

8:48PM

Ohio – Hillary  36,502
North Carolina – Hillary 62,017 ahead 

8:55PM

Standing by for polls to close in 14 states.

9:12PM

CNN PROJECTIONS
TEXAS…. Trump
ARKANSAS… Trump

[Bottle of wine is gone…. moving on to #2]

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9:40PM

CNN PROJECTIONS

Conneticut… Clinton
Louisana… Trump

136  Electoral Vote – TRUMP
103 Electoral Vote – CLINTON

Sorry all – had to take a good hour to debate with a Trump supporter who doesn’t understand a healthy dose of satire and a very healthy concern for the preservation of women’s rights. Let’s continue….

[Scratching my head and shaking it all at the same time]

9:45PM

CNN MAJOR PROJECTION
CNN: Republicans keep control of the house.

…. what this means is that there is no path for the Democrats to take back control of the house.

9:46PM

KEY RACE ALERT
95% of Florida result is in… Trump ahead.

[Screams: “FLORIDA IS DRIVING ME NUUUUUUUUUTS”]

9:54PM

I’ve noticed: CNN has been showing signs of being very pro Hillary all night.
“Hillary is doing really well!”
“Trump is ahead… but remember it’s still early” …. very different tones.

[“I realize I am not American but I can’t look away… I can’t”]

CNN PROJECTION

MONTANA – Trump wins.

10:00PM

KEY RACE ALERT

IOWA – Too early to call.
NEVADA – Too early to call.
UTAH – Too early to call.

VIRGINA – Clinton ahead 15,456 votes…. so far
GEORGIA- Trump ahead  365,675

MICHIGAN- Trump ahead
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Trump ahead 5,000
PENNSYLNAVIA – Clinton up 250,000
ARIZONA – Trump 6,655

POPULAR VOTE
Donald up by over 1,000,000,000 votes.

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ELECTORAL VOTE 
TRUMP 139
CLINTON 104

10:04PM

Breaking News: DOW FUTURES DOWN NEARLY 500 POINTS… stock market has gone down each time Trump has showed high poll results… market is unsure with Trumps stability.

10:15PM

CNN PROJECTION

NEW MEXICO… Hillary wins
MISSOURI…. Trump wins

ELECTORAL VOTES
TRUMP: 149
CLINTON: 109
…. 270 needed to win.

[I’m sweaty, tired, and scared]

10:25PM

Ohio… Trump wins KEY STATE. 
(No candidate has ever won without winning Ohio)

[I’m now eating BEN & JERRY’S ice-cream… the whole thing… but not even this can make me feel better right now]

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10:30PM

CNN UPDATE

MICHIGAN… Trump leading
WISCONSIN… Trump leading
FLORIDA… Trump leading
ARIZONA… Trump leading
NORTH CAROLINA… Trump leading
GEORGIA… Trump leading
NEW HAMPSHIRE… Trump leading

[I’m gagging/choking on my ice-cream]

VIRGINIA…. Clinton leading
COLORADO… Clinton leading
IOWA… Clinton leading
PENNSYLVANIA… Clinton leading

ELECTORAL COLLEGE MAP
TRUMP – 167
CLINTON – 109

[I am feeling very emotional… I am so thankful I dont work tomorrow and have time to recover from this anxiety explosion]

10:39PM

KEY RACE ALERT

VIRGINIA – Hillary WINS!
CLINTON now at 122 electoral votes.

CNN: Markets don’t instability and markets are nervous about Trump… now down 600 points.

10:49PM

CNN PROJECTION
COLORADO – Hillary wins.
Clinton up to 131 electoral votes…. Trump at 167.

10:57PM

FLORIDA
Trump wins Florida after long battle tonight.

[Florida…you had ONE JOB… ONE. JOB.]

CNN PREDICTIONS

California…. Clinton wins
Hawaii… Clinton wins

Idaho… Trump wins

Electoral Votes
CLINTON: 190
TRUMP: 171

MAJOR PROJECTION
North Carolina… Trump wins

11:17PM

CNN UPDATE 
OREGON… Clinton wins
NEBRASKA… Trump wins

[I’M MOVING TO CANADA… oh wait, I already live here. I need to go further… off grid… Mars Mission?]

Electoral Votes
CLINTON: 197
TRUMP: 187

[My mind is blown over tonight’s results… never did I think this race would be this close. I’m confused… so many possible article ideas running through my mind… how has it come this far..how has HE gotten this far….]

11:34PM

HILLARY: WINS WASHINTON.

CNN… finally announces Trump as winner of key state Florida.

11:48PM

KEY RACE ALERT
Georgia… TRUMP wins.

232 Trump
209 Clinton

[Fetal position is in full effect]

Wisconsin – too early to tell.
Michigan – too early to tell.

KEY RACE ALERT
Clinton…. leading in Nevada
Trump…. leading in Utah

“LET’S TALK ABOUT UTAH…. Evan McMullin is trailing behind Hillary by only 200+ votes…. HOLY F”

12:04AM

Trump wins Iowa.

Electoral Vote
Trump: 238
Clinton: 209

[My mom is starting to fade…is tired but can’t look away…she won’t let me face this horror alone]

12:10AM

PENNSYLVANIA
– Trump up by 11,000 votes right now.

12:17AM

CNN UPDATE 

PENNSYLVANIA
– Trump now only 2,857 votes ahead of Clinton

MICHIGAN – Trump ahead
WISCONSIN – Trump ahead
ARIZONA – Trump ahead
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Trump ahead

NEVADA – Clinton ahead
MINNESOTA – Clinton ahead
MAINE – Clinton ahead

…too early to say for sure.

[Pennsylvania is now stressing me out major… so close.]

12:21AM

Trump now only 2,409 votes ahead of Hillary Clinton in Pennsylvania.

CNN Discusses: “The Hidden Trump Vote”…. people who kept their mouthes zipped on their decision to vote for Trump.

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*Photo via CNN International

12:23AM

Clinton wins NEVADA.

12:26AM

[NEW HAMPSHIRE…. Clinton is up by 18 VOTES…..18 VOTES!!!! And you think your votes doesn’t count??????]

12:30AM

[I’m now 6 and a half hours in…. so tired but can’t stop now… need to watch history unfold]

PENNSYLVANIA
Trump – 48.3%
Hillary – 48.2%

NEW HAMPSHIRE
Trump – 47.4%
Hillary – 47.4%

[So close, yet so far away]

CNN MAJOR PROJECTION
Clinton – Nevada win! …up to 215 electoral votes.

1:09AM
Trump wins Utah

1:24AM

[Things are not looking good for Hillary Clinton. Or America. Or the world.]

1:45AM

Trump wins Alaska and Pennsylvania.

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2016 Election Clinton

11:30AM

I stopped writing last night out of pure shock, disgust and hurt. That is what this result is – especially to women, especially to minorities, especially to young children who will ask their parents HOW – how did this happen? How did a sexist, racist, xenophobic, homophobic, reality-tv star, bigot become voted into the White House? How is this ok?

I am heartbroken.

11:34AM

Tim Kaine takes the stage at Hillary’s Concession Speech. 
– Appears genuinely teary.
– Speaks of how proud he and his wife are of Hillary.
– “She is a great history maker”
– “Hillary won the popular vote of America” … crowd stands and cheers
– She’s built dreams…. a focus on families and children.
– “We’ve never had a president who made their focus …families, and I was excited about that”.
– “The team she has assembled are so deeply loyal to her, because she is so deeply loyal to them.”
– “She’s deeply in love with this country…no matter it’s blemishes”
– Thanks Hillary for choosing him and his wife as part of her team.
– “We know that the work remains”
– It’s comforting, even in a tough time, that someone like Hillary will be fighting until her last breath.
– Introduces Hillary.

Hillary appears wearing PURPLE – a blue and red combination (Dem & Republican combined in solidarity)

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– Hillary is composed, smiling, and showing strength.
– “A very rowdy group…thank you my friends”
– “I hope he will be a successful President for all Americans”
– “I’m sorry we didn’t win”
– “Being your candidate has been one of the greatest honours of my life”
– “This is painful….and it will be for a long time”
– “This is about the country we love… not just about one election and one candidate.”
– “I still believe in America”
– “Donald Trump is going to be our President…we owe him the opportunity to succeed”
– “We must defend our values and look to the future”
– “We cherish a peaceful passing of power”
– “The American Dream is big enough for everyone”
– “To all the little girls watching this… never doubt that you are powerful”

“Never stop believing, that fighting for what’s right, is worth it”
– Hillary Clinton, November 9th, 2016

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