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Trump wins Kentucky and Indiana.
[“Wait what, this guy has a chance?”]
[“People are voting for him? I’m confused.”]
Clinton wins Vermont.
[“Okay, I can take a little breather”.]
Trump wins West Virgina
[*my anxiety skyrockets and I grab my own pussy in disgust*]
Trump is ahead as the Florida votes file in.
… 49.7% vs. 47.4%
[“IM GOING TO THROW UP”]
Standing by on North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Georgia, and New Hampshire.
CCN: 1% of the Georgia vote is showing 71.8% Trump and 26.7% Clinton.
[“IS THIS FOREAL?”]
CNN: U.S Vote so far.
– 52.2% Trump and 44.4% Clinton.
CNN reports Trump has a 118,422 vote lead over Hilary in Florida so far.
[*Starts to think I should eat something so that I don’t pass right out*]
CNN back from commercial break, FLORIDA UPDATE…
– Clinton 49.2% and Trump 47.9%
[*ALMOST DROPS PHONE AND YELLS YAAAAAS*]
Waiting on Ohio and North Carolina
CNN: North Carolina so far.
[“SO CLOSE HOLY F”]
– 49.0% Trump and 48.7% Clinton.
CNN: Clinton takes the lead in North Carolina.
CNN: “HILLARY HAS TAKEN THE LEAD IN FLORIDA AND NORTH CAROLINA”
[“That’s my girl,” in a Fifth Harmony voice]
[But wait…. 49.8% to 47.4% in Florida is still tight.]
“Republicans wont win the White House without winning Ohio” – CNN
“Next polls close in 11 seconds”
– Illinois… HILLARY
– New Jersey… HILLARY
– Massachusetts… HILLARY
– Maryland… HILLARY
– Rhode Island… HILLARY
– Delaware… HILLARY
– District of Columbia… HILLARY
[*Feels on top of the world… starts singing “WHO RUN THE WORLD”]
– Oklahoma… TRUMP
– Tennessee… TRUMP
– Mississippi… TRUMP
FLORIDA…. too early to call
NEW HAMPSHIRE… too early to call
ALABAMA… too early to call
MAIN… too early to call
MISSOURI … too early to call
KEY RACE ALERT – 8:05PM
80,000-vote lead by Hillary in Florida.
153,000 lead by Hillary in Ohio.
[My adrenaline is giving me the biggest headache now]
North Carolina – 51.9% to 45.7% in favour of Clinton.
[Realized I forgot about the food and I had to ask my mom to get a plate for me instead… I continue to sip on my wine]
FLORIDA is now 48.6% CLINTON to 48.4% TRUMP
[Curses extensively while freaking the f out… and while I finish my entire glass of wine]
“11,000 VOTES…. WHAT THE FCKIN FCK”
FLORIDA UPDATE – 48.5% TRUMP, 48.5% CLINTON
[740 VOTE DIFFERENCE WITH TRUMP NOW AHEAD – HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE?!!!?!?!?]
[Hillary is now up again…. “THIS IS A ROLLER COASTER I DON’T WANT TO BE ON”]
FLORIDA – 88% OF THE VOTE IS IN.
Trump ahead by 8,071 votes.
[I feel legitimately nauseous and am considering pulling trig]
[Ok… im gonna take two seconds to eat something and breathe.]
NEVER MIND – THERES A KEY RACE ALERT
Trump is 63,297 Votes ahead – Florida.
Clinton 99,661 Votes ahead – Ohio
South Carolina & Alabama both won by TRUMP.
[I need a Xanax desperately]
Ohio – Hillary 36,502
North Carolina – Hillary 62,017 ahead
Standing by for polls to close in 14 states.
[Bottle of wine is gone…. moving on to #2]
136 Electoral Vote – TRUMP
103 Electoral Vote – CLINTON
Sorry all – had to take a good hour to debate with a Trump supporter who doesn’t understand a healthy dose of satire and a very healthy concern for the preservation of women’s rights. Let’s continue….
[Scratching my head and shaking it all at the same time]
CNN MAJOR PROJECTION
CNN: Republicans keep control of the house.
…. what this means is that there is no path for the Democrats to take back control of the house.
KEY RACE ALERT
95% of Florida result is in… Trump ahead.
[Screams: “FLORIDA IS DRIVING ME NUUUUUUUUUTS”]
I’ve noticed: CNN has been showing signs of being very pro Hillary all night.
“Hillary is doing really well!”
“Trump is ahead… but remember it’s still early” …. very different tones.
[“I realize I am not American but I can’t look away… I can’t”]
MONTANA – Trump wins.
KEY RACE ALERT
IOWA – Too early to call.
NEVADA – Too early to call.
UTAH – Too early to call.
VIRGINA – Clinton ahead 15,456 votes…. so far
GEORGIA- Trump ahead 365,675
MICHIGAN- Trump ahead
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Trump ahead 5,000
PENNSYLNAVIA – Clinton up 250,000
ARIZONA – Trump 6,655
Donald up by over 1,000,000,000 votes.
Breaking News: DOW FUTURES DOWN NEARLY 500 POINTS… stock market has gone down each time Trump has showed high poll results… market is unsure with Trumps stability.
NEW MEXICO… Hillary wins
MISSOURI…. Trump wins
…. 270 needed to win.
[I’m sweaty, tired, and scared]
Ohio… Trump wins KEY STATE.
(No candidate has ever won without winning Ohio)
[I’m now eating BEN & JERRY’S ice-cream… the whole thing… but not even this can make me feel better right now]
MICHIGAN… Trump leading
WISCONSIN… Trump leading
FLORIDA… Trump leading
ARIZONA… Trump leading
NORTH CAROLINA… Trump leading
GEORGIA… Trump leading
NEW HAMPSHIRE… Trump leading
[I’m gagging/choking on my ice-cream]
VIRGINIA…. Clinton leading
COLORADO… Clinton leading
IOWA… Clinton leading
PENNSYLVANIA… Clinton leading
ELECTORAL COLLEGE MAP
TRUMP – 167
CLINTON – 109
[I am feeling very emotional… I am so thankful I dont work tomorrow and have time to recover from this anxiety explosion]
KEY RACE ALERT
VIRGINIA – Hillary WINS!
CLINTON now at 122 electoral votes.
CNN: Markets don’t instability and markets are nervous about Trump… now down 600 points.
COLORADO – Hillary wins.
Clinton up to 131 electoral votes…. Trump at 167.
Trump wins Florida after long battle tonight.
[Florida…you had ONE JOB… ONE. JOB.]
California…. Clinton wins
Hawaii… Clinton wins
Idaho… Trump wins
North Carolina… Trump wins
OREGON… Clinton wins
NEBRASKA… Trump wins
[I’M MOVING TO CANADA… oh wait, I already live here. I need to go further… off grid… Mars Mission?]
[My mind is blown over tonight’s results… never did I think this race would be this close. I’m confused… so many possible article ideas running through my mind… how has it come this far..how has HE gotten this far….]
HILLARY: WINS WASHINTON.
CNN… finally announces Trump as winner of key state Florida.
KEY RACE ALERT
Georgia… TRUMP wins.
[Fetal position is in full effect]
Wisconsin – too early to tell.
Michigan – too early to tell.
KEY RACE ALERT
Clinton…. leading in Nevada
Trump…. leading in Utah
“LET’S TALK ABOUT UTAH…. Evan McMullin is trailing behind Hillary by only 200+ votes…. HOLY F”
Trump wins Iowa.
[My mom is starting to fade…is tired but can’t look away…she won’t let me face this horror alone]
– Trump up by 11,000 votes right now.
– Trump now only 2,857 votes ahead of Clinton
MICHIGAN – Trump ahead
WISCONSIN – Trump ahead
ARIZONA – Trump ahead
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Trump ahead
NEVADA – Clinton ahead
MINNESOTA – Clinton ahead
MAINE – Clinton ahead
…too early to say for sure.
[Pennsylvania is now stressing me out major… so close.]
Trump now only 2,409 votes ahead of Hillary Clinton in Pennsylvania.
CNN Discusses: “The Hidden Trump Vote”…. people who kept their mouthes zipped on their decision to vote for Trump.
*Photo via CNN International
Clinton wins NEVADA.
[NEW HAMPSHIRE…. Clinton is up by 18 VOTES…..18 VOTES!!!! And you think your votes doesn’t count??????]
[I’m now 6 and a half hours in…. so tired but can’t stop now… need to watch history unfold]
Trump – 48.3%
Hillary – 48.2%
Trump – 47.4%
Hillary – 47.4%
[So close, yet so far away]
CNN MAJOR PROJECTION
Clinton – Nevada win! …up to 215 electoral votes.
Trump wins Utah
[Things are not looking good for Hillary Clinton. Or America. Or the world.]
Trump wins Alaska and Pennsylvania.
I stopped writing last night out of pure shock, disgust and hurt. That is what this result is – especially to women, especially to minorities, especially to young children who will ask their parents HOW – how did this happen? How did a sexist, racist, xenophobic, homophobic, reality-tv star, bigot become voted into the White House? How is this ok?
I am heartbroken.
Tim Kaine takes the stage at Hillary’s Concession Speech.
– Appears genuinely teary.
– Speaks of how proud he and his wife are of Hillary.
– “She is a great history maker”
– “Hillary won the popular vote of America” … crowd stands and cheers
– She’s built dreams…. a focus on families and children.
– “We’ve never had a president who made their focus …families, and I was excited about that”.
– “The team she has assembled are so deeply loyal to her, because she is so deeply loyal to them.”
– “She’s deeply in love with this country…no matter it’s blemishes”
– Thanks Hillary for choosing him and his wife as part of her team.
– “We know that the work remains”
– It’s comforting, even in a tough time, that someone like Hillary will be fighting until her last breath.
– Introduces Hillary.
Hillary appears wearing PURPLE – a blue and red combination (Dem & Republican combined in solidarity)
– Hillary is composed, smiling, and showing strength.
– “A very rowdy group…thank you my friends”
– “I hope he will be a successful President for all Americans”
– “I’m sorry we didn’t win”
– “Being your candidate has been one of the greatest honours of my life”
– “This is painful….and it will be for a long time”
– “This is about the country we love… not just about one election and one candidate.”
– “I still believe in America”
– “Donald Trump is going to be our President…we owe him the opportunity to succeed”
– “We must defend our values and look to the future”
– “We cherish a peaceful passing of power”
– “The American Dream is big enough for everyone”
– “To all the little girls watching this… never doubt that you are powerful”
“Never stop believing, that fighting for what’s right, is worth it”
– Hillary Clinton, November 9th, 2016