All coverage based on CNN LIVE UPDATES.
6:00PM
Trump wins Kentucky and Indiana.
[“Wait what, this guy has a chance?”]
[“People are voting for him? I’m confused.”]
6:30PM
Clinton wins Vermont.
[“Okay, I can take a little breather”.]
7:00PM
Trump wins West Virgina
[*my anxiety skyrockets and I grab my own pussy in disgust*]
7:30PM
Trump is ahead as the Florida votes file in.
… 49.7% vs. 47.4%
[“IM GOING TO THROW UP”]
Standing by on North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Georgia, and New Hampshire.
CCN: 1% of the Georgia vote is showing 71.8% Trump and 26.7% Clinton.
[“IS THIS FOREAL?”]
CNN: U.S Vote so far.
– 52.2% Trump and 44.4% Clinton.
7:44PM
CNN reports Trump has a 118,422 vote lead over Hilary in Florida so far.
[*Starts to think I should eat something so that I don’t pass right out*]
7:48PM
CNN back from commercial break, FLORIDA UPDATE…
– Clinton 49.2% and Trump 47.9%
[*ALMOST DROPS PHONE AND YELLS YAAAAAS*]
Waiting on Ohio and North Carolina
7:52PM
CNN: North Carolina so far.
[“SO CLOSE HOLY F”]
– 49.0% Trump and 48.7% Clinton.
7:53PM
CNN: Clinton takes the lead in North Carolina.
7:55PM
CNN: “HILLARY HAS TAKEN THE LEAD IN FLORIDA AND NORTH CAROLINA”
[“That’s my girl,” in a Fifth Harmony voice]
[But wait…. 49.8% to 47.4% in Florida is still tight.]
7:57PM
Ohio
Clinton 53.4%
Trump 42.9%
“Republicans wont win the White House without winning Ohio” – CNN
“Next polls close in 11 seconds”
[AHHHHHHHHHHHHH]
8PM
CNN PROJECTION
– Illinois… HILLARY
– New Jersey… HILLARY
– Massachusetts… HILLARY
– Maryland… HILLARY
– Rhode Island… HILLARY
– Delaware… HILLARY
– District of Columbia… HILLARY
[*Feels on top of the world… starts singing “WHO RUN THE WORLD”]
– Oklahoma… TRUMP
– Tennessee… TRUMP
– Mississippi… TRUMP
[*Ok, whatever.]
FLORIDA…. too early to call
NEW HAMPSHIRE… too early to call
ALABAMA… too early to call
MAIN… too early to call
MISSOURI … too early to call
[*Crossing fingers.]
KEY RACE ALERT – 8:05PM
80,000-vote lead by Hillary in Florida.
153,000 lead by Hillary in Ohio.
[My adrenaline is giving me the biggest headache now]
8:10PM
North Carolina – 51.9% to 45.7% in favour of Clinton.
[Realized I forgot about the food and I had to ask my mom to get a plate for me instead… I continue to sip on my wine]
8:13PM
FLORIDA is now 48.6% CLINTON to 48.4% TRUMP
[Curses extensively while freaking the f out… and while I finish my entire glass of wine]
“11,000 VOTES…. WHAT THE FCKIN FCK”
8:14PM
FLORIDA UPDATE – 48.5% TRUMP, 48.5% CLINTON
[740 VOTE DIFFERENCE WITH TRUMP NOW AHEAD – HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE?!!!?!?!?]
8:15PM
[Hillary is now up again…. “THIS IS A ROLLER COASTER I DON’T WANT TO BE ON”]
8:22PM
FLORIDA – 88% OF THE VOTE IS IN.
Trump ahead by 8,071 votes.
[I feel legitimately nauseous and am considering pulling trig]
[Ok… im gonna take two seconds to eat something and breathe.]
NEVER MIND – THERES A KEY RACE ALERT
8:28PM
Trump is 63,297 Votes ahead – Florida.
Clinton 99,661 Votes ahead – Ohio
8:30PM
South Carolina & Alabama both won by TRUMP.
[I need a Xanax desperately]
8:48PM
Ohio – Hillary 36,502
North Carolina – Hillary 62,017 ahead
8:55PM
Standing by for polls to close in 14 states.
9:12PM
CNN PROJECTIONS
TEXAS…. Trump
ARKANSAS… Trump
[Bottle of wine is gone…. moving on to #2]
9:40PM
CNN PROJECTIONS
Conneticut… Clinton
Louisana… Trump
136 Electoral Vote – TRUMP
103 Electoral Vote – CLINTON
Sorry all – had to take a good hour to debate with a Trump supporter who doesn’t understand a healthy dose of satire and a very healthy concern for the preservation of women’s rights. Let’s continue….
[Scratching my head and shaking it all at the same time]
9:45PM
CNN MAJOR PROJECTION
CNN: Republicans keep control of the house.
…. what this means is that there is no path for the Democrats to take back control of the house.
9:46PM
KEY RACE ALERT
95% of Florida result is in… Trump ahead.
[Screams: “FLORIDA IS DRIVING ME NUUUUUUUUUTS”]
9:54PM
I’ve noticed: CNN has been showing signs of being very pro Hillary all night.
“Hillary is doing really well!”
“Trump is ahead… but remember it’s still early” …. very different tones.
[“I realize I am not American but I can’t look away… I can’t”]
CNN PROJECTION
MONTANA – Trump wins.
10:00PM
KEY RACE ALERT
IOWA – Too early to call.
NEVADA – Too early to call.
UTAH – Too early to call.
VIRGINA – Clinton ahead 15,456 votes…. so far
GEORGIA- Trump ahead 365,675
MICHIGAN- Trump ahead
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Trump ahead 5,000
PENNSYLNAVIA – Clinton up 250,000
ARIZONA – Trump 6,655
POPULAR VOTE
Donald up by over 1,000,000,000 votes.
ELECTORAL VOTE
TRUMP 139
CLINTON 104
10:04PM
Breaking News: DOW FUTURES DOWN NEARLY 500 POINTS… stock market has gone down each time Trump has showed high poll results… market is unsure with Trumps stability.
10:15PM
CNN PROJECTION
NEW MEXICO… Hillary wins
MISSOURI…. Trump wins
ELECTORAL VOTES
TRUMP: 149
CLINTON: 109
…. 270 needed to win.
[I’m sweaty, tired, and scared]
10:25PM
Ohio… Trump wins KEY STATE.
(No candidate has ever won without winning Ohio)
[I’m now eating BEN & JERRY’S ice-cream… the whole thing… but not even this can make me feel better right now]
10:30PM
CNN UPDATE
MICHIGAN… Trump leading
WISCONSIN… Trump leading
FLORIDA… Trump leading
ARIZONA… Trump leading
NORTH CAROLINA… Trump leading
GEORGIA… Trump leading
NEW HAMPSHIRE… Trump leading
[I’m gagging/choking on my ice-cream]
VIRGINIA…. Clinton leading
COLORADO… Clinton leading
IOWA… Clinton leading
PENNSYLVANIA… Clinton leading
ELECTORAL COLLEGE MAP
TRUMP – 167
CLINTON – 109
[I am feeling very emotional… I am so thankful I dont work tomorrow and have time to recover from this anxiety explosion]
10:39PM
KEY RACE ALERT
VIRGINIA – Hillary WINS!
CLINTON now at 122 electoral votes.
CNN: Markets don’t instability and markets are nervous about Trump… now down 600 points.
10:49PM
CNN PROJECTION
COLORADO – Hillary wins.
Clinton up to 131 electoral votes…. Trump at 167.
10:57PM
FLORIDA
Trump wins Florida after long battle tonight.
[Florida…you had ONE JOB… ONE. JOB.]
CNN PREDICTIONS
California…. Clinton wins
Hawaii… Clinton wins
Idaho… Trump wins
Electoral Votes
CLINTON: 190
TRUMP: 171
MAJOR PROJECTION
North Carolina… Trump wins
11:17PM
CNN UPDATE
OREGON… Clinton wins
NEBRASKA… Trump wins
[I’M MOVING TO CANADA… oh wait, I already live here. I need to go further… off grid… Mars Mission?]
Electoral Votes
CLINTON: 197
TRUMP: 187
[My mind is blown over tonight’s results… never did I think this race would be this close. I’m confused… so many possible article ideas running through my mind… how has it come this far..how has HE gotten this far….]
11:34PM
HILLARY: WINS WASHINTON.
CNN… finally announces Trump as winner of key state Florida.
11:48PM
KEY RACE ALERT
Georgia… TRUMP wins.
232 Trump
209 Clinton
[Fetal position is in full effect]
Wisconsin – too early to tell.
Michigan – too early to tell.
KEY RACE ALERT
Clinton…. leading in Nevada
Trump…. leading in Utah
“LET’S TALK ABOUT UTAH…. Evan McMullin is trailing behind Hillary by only 200+ votes…. HOLY F”
12:04AM
Trump wins Iowa.
Electoral Vote
Trump: 238
Clinton: 209
[My mom is starting to fade…is tired but can’t look away…she won’t let me face this horror alone]
12:10AM
PENNSYLVANIA
– Trump up by 11,000 votes right now.
12:17AM
CNN UPDATE
PENNSYLVANIA
– Trump now only 2,857 votes ahead of Clinton
MICHIGAN – Trump ahead
WISCONSIN – Trump ahead
ARIZONA – Trump ahead
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Trump ahead
NEVADA – Clinton ahead
MINNESOTA – Clinton ahead
MAINE – Clinton ahead
…too early to say for sure.
[Pennsylvania is now stressing me out major… so close.]
12:21AM
Trump now only 2,409 votes ahead of Hillary Clinton in Pennsylvania.
CNN Discusses: “The Hidden Trump Vote”…. people who kept their mouthes zipped on their decision to vote for Trump.
*Photo via CNN International
12:23AM
Clinton wins NEVADA.
12:26AM
[NEW HAMPSHIRE…. Clinton is up by 18 VOTES…..18 VOTES!!!! And you think your votes doesn’t count??????]
12:30AM
[I’m now 6 and a half hours in…. so tired but can’t stop now… need to watch history unfold]
PENNSYLVANIA
Trump – 48.3%
Hillary – 48.2%
NEW HAMPSHIRE
Trump – 47.4%
Hillary – 47.4%
[So close, yet so far away]
CNN MAJOR PROJECTION
Clinton – Nevada win! …up to 215 electoral votes.
1:09AM
Trump wins Utah
1:24AM
[Things are not looking good for Hillary Clinton. Or America. Or the world.]
1:45AM
Trump wins Alaska and Pennsylvania.
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11:30AM
I stopped writing last night out of pure shock, disgust and hurt. That is what this result is – especially to women, especially to minorities, especially to young children who will ask their parents HOW – how did this happen? How did a sexist, racist, xenophobic, homophobic, reality-tv star, bigot become voted into the White House? How is this ok?
I am heartbroken.
11:34AM
Tim Kaine takes the stage at Hillary’s Concession Speech.
– Appears genuinely teary.
– Speaks of how proud he and his wife are of Hillary.
– “She is a great history maker”
– “Hillary won the popular vote of America” … crowd stands and cheers
– She’s built dreams…. a focus on families and children.
– “We’ve never had a president who made their focus …families, and I was excited about that”.
– “The team she has assembled are so deeply loyal to her, because she is so deeply loyal to them.”
– “She’s deeply in love with this country…no matter it’s blemishes”
– Thanks Hillary for choosing him and his wife as part of her team.
– “We know that the work remains”
– It’s comforting, even in a tough time, that someone like Hillary will be fighting until her last breath.
– Introduces Hillary.
Hillary appears wearing PURPLE – a blue and red combination (Dem & Republican combined in solidarity)
– Hillary is composed, smiling, and showing strength.
– “A very rowdy group…thank you my friends”
– “I hope he will be a successful President for all Americans”
– “I’m sorry we didn’t win”
– “Being your candidate has been one of the greatest honours of my life”
– “This is painful….and it will be for a long time”
– “This is about the country we love… not just about one election and one candidate.”
– “I still believe in America”
– “Donald Trump is going to be our President…we owe him the opportunity to succeed”
– “We must defend our values and look to the future”
– “We cherish a peaceful passing of power”
– “The American Dream is big enough for everyone”
– “To all the little girls watching this… never doubt that you are powerful”
“Never stop believing, that fighting for what’s right, is worth it”
– Hillary Clinton, November 9th, 2016
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