The Very Honest Reasons Girls Have Swiped Left

You look like you’re two seconds away from puking.

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Your 1 picture has 5 guys in it so there’s no way of knowing who you are.

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You have better/longer hair that I do and I feel threatened.

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You’re really into soccer.

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You have the same name as one of my ex boyfriends.

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Your caption tells me that you hate cats.

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Your caption tells me you’re “just looking to bang chicks”.

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You only have pictures of yourself holding up fish.

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You look too serious.

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You look too wild.

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You’re a vegan.

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You post an excessive amount of car pictures.

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You’re looking for a work out buddy/ are obsessed with the gym.

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You take naked selfies while holding just your junk.

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You’re clearly flexing for the camera.

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You’re doing the “shocker” in one of your pictures.

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You have a face tattoo.

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You’re holding a gun.

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You’re surrounded by a bunch of girls/ trying too hard to look popular.

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Your picture is out of focus.

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You’re wearing a cosplay outfit.

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You look smaller than I do.

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Your picture is taken from 100 meters away.

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Your friends look like tools.

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Your profile claims that you are just in town for a month/ looking for a tour guide.

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You’re in the middle of two drunk chicks kissing your cheek.

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Your picture is of Justin Bieber and you aren’t Justin Bieber.

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You look 12 and your profile says your 26.

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You are a kid I use to babysit.

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Your picture is a cartoon or a superhero.

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You have kids.

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You’re wearing a banana costume.

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You took your mirror pic with an I-Pad.

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You cropped your face out of your picture.

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You’re wearing an “I love titties” shirt.

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Your biceps look like they’re about to burst.

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You only eat healthy/ fitness is life.

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You still have skater flip hair.

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You wear coloured contacts.

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You take selfies in your car mirror.

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You have a goatee.

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You’re wearing the kind of shoes my Dad wears.

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You’re holding a bong.

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You’re giving the camera the peace sign (while holding a bong).

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You don’t even have a picture up.

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Your photo is severely edited.

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Your first picture is of your truck.

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You’re still wearing Hollister.

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You look like you haven’t showered in a year.

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You’re smoking.

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You’re shirtless and not even at a beach.

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