You look like you’re two seconds away from puking.

Your 1 picture has 5 guys in it so there’s no way of knowing who you are.

You have better/longer hair that I do and I feel threatened.

You’re really into soccer.

You have the same name as one of my ex boyfriends.

Your caption tells me that you hate cats.

Your caption tells me you’re “just looking to bang chicks”.

You only have pictures of yourself holding up fish.

You look too serious.

You look too wild.

You’re a vegan.

You post an excessive amount of car pictures.

You’re looking for a work out buddy/ are obsessed with the gym.

You take naked selfies while holding just your junk.

You’re clearly flexing for the camera.

You’re doing the “shocker” in one of your pictures.

You have a face tattoo.

You’re holding a gun.

You’re surrounded by a bunch of girls/ trying too hard to look popular.

Your picture is out of focus.

You’re wearing a cosplay outfit.

You look smaller than I do.

Your picture is taken from 100 meters away.

Your friends look like tools.

Your profile claims that you are just in town for a month/ looking for a tour guide.

You’re in the middle of two drunk chicks kissing your cheek.

Your picture is of Justin Bieber and you aren’t Justin Bieber.

You look 12 and your profile says your 26.

You are a kid I use to babysit.

Your picture is a cartoon or a superhero.

You have kids.

You’re wearing a banana costume.

You took your mirror pic with an I-Pad.

You cropped your face out of your picture.

You’re wearing an “I love titties” shirt.

Your biceps look like they’re about to burst.

You only eat healthy/ fitness is life.

You still have skater flip hair.

You wear coloured contacts.

You take selfies in your car mirror.

You have a goatee.

You’re wearing the kind of shoes my Dad wears.

You’re holding a bong.

You’re giving the camera the peace sign (while holding a bong).

You don’t even have a picture up.

Your photo is severely edited.

Your first picture is of your truck.

You’re still wearing Hollister.

You look like you haven’t showered in a year.

You’re smoking.

You’re shirtless and not even at a beach.