The onesie you bought as a joke and then realized you secretly loved…
Your dogs fur… you need to at least TRY to look like you have your shit together.
If you wear your bar heels… everyone will both hate you and be embarrassed for you.
Jeans… NEVER, EVER, wear jeans – you try-hard.
A crop top. Just don’t. You’re studying, not bar hopping.
You’re not in kindergarden… leave these behind.
Don’t make me cry…
White pants are your worst mistake. Coffee stains, gum-on-your-seat stains… any many other things I’d hate to mention.
Please spare us.
GO HOME. TIME OUT.
You are not North West… You cannot pull this off.
A nerd is not a girl wearing fake glasses…. please dear god, stop.
Two words: Crotch sweat… Your choice.
This joke is no longer funny. Someone who’s been studying for 10 hours straight will probably snap and physically harm you for thinking this is funny.
Don’t be a distraction… also don’t get a cold… it’s freezing out there, cover up.
Shorts 100% will rise up into your crotch and make you beyond uncomfortable… why would you do that to yourself?
Skirts have NO BUSINESS at the library. NO BUSINESS.
