The Guys You’ll Meet On Tinder

Tinder.

Are you cringing yet?

I know, I know. It’s got a bad rep.
It’s “Killed Dating Culture”, too many are “Netflix & Chilling”

However, what started as a joke download with my friends, actually became real – when I agreed to my first Tinder date last December. It may be an unpopular opinion, but I do truly think there’s some value in the app. I got to meet someone new and get out of my comfort zone. I got to hang out with someone that I hadn’t yet been exposed to in my every day life, and that knew nothing about me… And I honestly think that’s pretty cool. (Also, I’m biased… because I actually met one that stuck.)

But that doesn’t mean my experiment with Tinder was all that glamourous… I for one have matched with quite a few toads (disguised as princes) in the past.

Not surprisingly then, I have a lot of mixed feelings about the app… feelings that would take much too long to type out. So, instead, I thought it would be more entertaining to capture my sad (but funny) past single journey through some flashback screen shots.

Here’s the guys you’ll meet on Tinder… or at least the one’s I had the “pleasure” of meeting.

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*(Dad, please don’t read this)

 

The Pet Guy.

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The “Do I Know You?” Guy.

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The “For The Record” Guy.

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The Guy Who Lost Any Chance He May Have Had Immediately.

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The Guy Who Uses Your Profile Picture As A Convo Starter. 

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The Guy Who Really Hopes You’re Slutty.

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Pizza. 

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The Honest “Here To Hook Up” Guy.

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The Sweet Guy. 

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The Guy Who Uses The Word “Pussy” Instead of “Cat”.

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The Guy Who Doesn’t At First Realize You’re Too Far To Hook Up With Him.

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The Smooth Guy. 

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The Complimenter/ Introducer Guy.

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The Bad Pick-Up Line Guy.

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The Bi-Sexual Threesome Guy.

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The Guy Who Genuinely Wants To Talk Over Coffee.

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The Culturally Relevant Guy. 

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The “No Strings Attached” Guy.

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The “Bring Some Friends Over” Party Guy. 

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The Guy Who Thinks Girls Are Attracted To Subtle Insults. 

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The Guy Who Uses “Damn”.

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Some Guy You Should Avoid Named Tyler. 

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The Cheesy Pick Up Line Guy.

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The Guy Who Already Has A Shrine Of You.

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The One That Actually Makes You Laugh. 

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The Nice Guy.

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The Shamelessly Vulgar Guy.

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The Guy Who Tries To Recover. 

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. Lexa says:

    same men no matter what age!

    Like

  2. hkuryllo says:

    YES. YES TO THIS YES.

    Like

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