20. Spending time talking with your parents is actually fun for you.
19. You plan a well-balanced meal.
18. Money is your biggest stressor.
17. You’ll go on any date, as long as there is food involved.
16. Having a board game night is actually exciting again.
15. You order wine.
14. You’d rather sit in a pub (or at home) while drinking… standing in a club is hard.
13. A hot shower/bath is a reward.
12. Every good cup of coffee feels like Christmas morning used to.
11. If you can wear flat shoes, you will.
10. Your body hurts just from sitting at a desk for too long.
9. You’d rather go home and sleep in your own bed after a hook-up than stay the night.
7. You stay in and watch movies if you have to work the next morning.
6. You call more than you text.
4. You email.
3. The best plans are cancelled plans.
2. You talk to your dog back at home through FaceTime (as if he/she can actually hear/understand you).
1. You love countdown lists.